Think about this- Read it slow
or you are on your way to a stroke...

My computer

just

rebooted

when I took the floppy out

If your head hasn't exploded, you will
subconsciously repeat this over and over
to yourself again in a vain attempt to
understand the abomination of evil
that is windows and eventually, after
you fail to reach a conclusion, your
brain will explode from the immense
barrage of the godless stupidity
that exudes from this incidence like
the stench of a squirrel standing only
millimeters from the first dimension
in the center of a highway in south-
western Nevada...