The Surely Logic*
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Created by me to determine the likely
outcome of a known situation.  This
illogical logic is especially useful
when factors such as stupid people
and/or a lack of intelligence as a whole
are present.

This theorem is based upon the fact
that what you expect (most often a
result favorable to you) will not occur
when taken into consideration the lack
of any logical explanation for the
said outcome to, in fact, not occur. This
is in turn based on the current sets and subsets of 
illogical phenomenon which will inevitably 
disrupt said favorable outcome.

For example, if you one day find yourself
wondering, perhaps, if your computer running
Microsoft Windows XP will delete that 352 Mb
report that you slaved over for three and a half
years of your life to ensure your successful
graduation from college during the night while
you sleep, oblivious to the impending doom
wrought against your poor, pitiful person, you
may simply apply the surely logic as follows in
this short dialogue.

"Surely that file won't get deleted tonight
while...awww CRAP!"


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