Being John Mal... Andy. 1 AM Still asleep. Dream about Kangaroo's...Umm...yea. 2 AM Asleep... Kangaroo's have eaten 1st block teacher (yeeee!) 5 AM Nightmare about Wullums wakes me up. 5:01 AM Pray. 5:31 AM Finish praying- Go back to sleep. 7 AM Wake up. Remove death grip on pillow. 7:01 AM Ponder moving... 7:10 AM Give in and go shower. 7:11 AM What time is it in India? 7:12 AM Curse the pink bar of soap, but too lazy to go find real soap. 7:20 AM Go eat fake Cocoa Pebbles. 7:30 AM Leave for 28th sublevel of H- I mean school. 7:40 AM Get to 28th sublevel of H- I mean school. Park close to gym. 7:41 AM Buy a Mellow Yellow out of second vendorizor. 7:45 AM Get into Health class before anyone else and finish last night's homework. 7:59 AM Enter pre-cosmic state in preparation for class. 8:00 AM The COLORS! The COLORS!!! 8:03 AM Fly around the city of benton disguised as a Swallow carrying a coconut. 8:04 AM An African Swallow, of course. 8:05 AM Save the world from Samurai Pizza Cats (TM) 8:06 AM Transfer from my 'normal' state and enter a 'sleeping' state. 8:07 AM Floating in a cosmic void of utter blackness and nothingness. 8:40 AM Snap back to reality and blink for the first time in 33 minutes. 8:41 AM Start homework for first period. 8:42 AM Finish. 8:43 AM Hallucinate that coach Wise is an abnormally large, pink, fish. 8:44 AM Pray. 8:50 AM Zone out. 9:15 AM Coach Wise says we can leave, so I go stand next to the doors. 9:16 AM Smithers arrives and we talk about his latest acid trip. 9:30 AM Bell rings, I go to English. 9:37 AM Begin warming up for being a smartass to Ms. Counts. 9:50 AM Smartass session begins. 10:20 AM Smartass session closes (yea, you're right: It doesn't REALLY...) 10:21 AM Realize how much that cloud looks like the school burning. 10:22 AM Laugh long and hard, evilly. 10:23 AM Pray 30 times harder than the first two times. 10:24 AM Say some random thing to Drew. 10:27 AM I realize my notes sheet for today is either covered in doodles or is blank. 10:28 AM Well, it's not really blank; It's got those little lines on it... 10:30 AM Enter the cosmic state of zoning out. 10:31 AM I am one with the birds, and the trees, and the orangotans, and the herrings... 10:32 AM ...and the breakfast cereals, and the newts... 11:00 AM I come back to reality and realize it's really only 10:17 AM. 10:17 AM Curse looooong and hard. 10:20 AM Still cursing... 10:40 AM STILL... 11:00 AM Wake up and my head hurts. 11:06 AM Loath CISCO 11:09 AM Dump my bag in CISCO, go visit the W.C. 11:10 AM Busy updating this worthless site. 11:11 AM Ms. Fite gives us a journal. 11:20 AM I finish those good 'ol site updates and realize we had a journal. 11:21 AM Shrug and promise myself I'll do it next time. 11:23 AM Realise there's no sense in lying to myself. 11:30 AM Do whatever worksheet appears in front of me. 11:40 AM Roll around the room in rolli chair. 11:47 AM Wheeeee! 12:00 PM Ms. Fite get's angryfied. I promise to stop rolling around. 12:01 PM ...Roll back to my computer. 12:02 PM Laugh...cruelly... 12:03 PM Too drained of energy to pay attention. 12:04 PM Andy XP preparing to hybernate... 12:06 PM ZZZzzzZZZzzz... 12:30 PM Ms. Fite asks what time it is. I tell her we have 2 minutes left, heheh. 12:44 PM It's finally over! 12:50 PM Go to Wendy's or go home. 1:00 PM Turn on the tv, computer, other computer, radio, other tv, microwave. 1:01 PM Too lazy to turn all that crap off. Go to sleep. 1:30 PM Randomness begins. 4:00 PM I randomly wind up somewhere. 9:16 PM Wake up and attempt to remember what just happened. Fail and watch tv until 10:40. 11:00 PM Running from the wullums...running from the wullums...must get away... 11:59 PM I get away. 12:00 PM "Open your eyes Neo..."