Today at work I started up a certain print job- except this was no ordinary print job.  This was no mere fifty page document about hedgehogs; It was a print...JOURNEY, QUEST, ODYSSEY even.  This print odyssey was 927 pages long, and took four hours to print (which made more than a few people angry because their print jobs were in queue after my print adventure).  Just think about that for a moment will you?  

Nine...Hundred...Twenty-Seven...Pages...

I had to completely refill the paper tray four times.  How well off can the world really be if I am required to queue up anything longer than 27 pages in length?  Not so good I say, not so good.

*This is no lie.  This really did happen to me on 6-3-03.  The phrase “Print Odyssey” is hereby copyrighted by myself (if you have questions regarding my copyright policy, feel free to read my copyright statement (I command you to).