Cars of the future (1)

The sleek and totally redesigned
Pinto (c)! It slices, it dices,
it comforts you when you're depressed
about your sad meaningless life with the
all new "I know you're a loser but I'll
sweet-talk you anyways" voice recognition system!
It does all this and more, AND does your mamma!

So make sure you buy one today...
And think of your mamma too-
I pity the fool who doesn't!