Today at work, I saw the most informative error message I've ever seen
in my entire career of dealing with computers (I reconstructed it
in this uber leet ascii so it'd look more badass)

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|error                                     |
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|e:!                                       |
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That's right...
All that stared back at me was the mother of all
terrors, the final strike on the clock of doom-

e:!