Trig/Precal is such a blast...really. For some odd reason teacher decides to rearrange the room
today (therefore causing chaos...no one ever knows where to sit when things move...because they're 
sheep...I could keep going with this really long side-though but...) and we pretty much
have a free day. She whips out something that looks like an really, really old-school phaser
in the days of Star-Trek when all they had was wooden fishing boat out on lake Maumelle...and it
had a hole in it. Turns out it measures distance. Pfft! I comment that I think it just sends
massive waves of radiation ripping through your body...Teacher then points it at me. Fortunately
for me, Teacher does not know that I am inherently immune to TCEMSFIBSWR...

(Tissue Crushing Electro Magnetic Solar Flare Induced Bone Splitting Waves of Radiation)
(c)The Secret Government Of 'New' Mexico

I turn to Dustin and begin to question how, if the device sends out waves in a conical shape,
can it be determined that the measurement returned is actually that far wall she's pointing it
at instead of the evil death-cow lurking just at the edge of my vision. Teacher tells us to be
quiet...she must be in league with the cow. Teacher then takes a volunteer student to walk
around in front of the TCEMSFIBSWR emitter so we can all see the data-graph it produces on
the overhead. She asks us what the graph will look like if the student doesn't move. Of course
we all know that the answer is a horizontal line. We are then given the task of determining
how a vertical graph could be produced. I, being the shinning ray of intellect I am in the
classroom, raise my hand and answer as follows:

"One such graph could only be produced by a student who instantaneously teleport-walked away from
the device at the irrational speed of zero in an alternate dimension according to Quantum
Physics rule of thumb # 186.9"

Of course, the rest of the class cannot handle this massive amount of complex information all at
once and result to a dazed stupor (excluding Jonathon and Dustin, who immediatly errupt into
laughter).