Regarding purified water...

Rule # 1:  Watch out for swimmies and floaties (c) some Philmont guy
Rule # 2:  If you see floaties, DO NOT BE ALARMED!  Floaties are almost
	   always ok.
Rule # 3:  Swimmies are the ones to be careful of- if it's swimming around
	   it'll probably give you a hernia and raging diarrhea for 2 1/2 years
	   and you may die.

Regarding cookware and meals...

Rule # 1:  Spotties and Crawlies
Rule # 2:  Don't be alarmed by spotties, if it's not moving, it'll be ok.
Rule # 3:  Crawlies, however, require eater discretion.  Some'll kill you,
	   some won't, most are just extra protein.  As a rule of thumb
	   if it has an amount of legs that could be described as
	   "more than 3" or "way to leggy to not be poisonous" you probably
	   shouldn't eat it.

Regarding the camp ground...

Rule # 1:  Keep an eye open for Growlies and Chirpies or Squawkies
Rule # 2:  Growlies ARE NOT your friend!  Don't pet, feed yourself to, or harass
	   the growlies as they are not, I repeat, your furry wilderness
	   tree-hugging friends, they'll cut ya.
Rule # 3:  Chirpies and Squawkies are OK.  I mean, they might poo on your head or something
	   but they're not really a threat unless your tied to the ground out in a
	   desert somewhere.

There you have it.  If you'll just follow these simple rules, you too can have
a fun, safe, and rewarding camping experience... Just make sure you don't attract
Wullums, and if your bum hurts a lot when you wake up in the morning, well- yea.