One day, whilst I was standing around in a very crowded
band hall waiting to go to B lunch, DIVINE INSPIRATION
struck.  I got the exceedingly ripper idea that
I could get every single person in that very crowded
hallway to quiet down so I could make an announcement.
The ever-doubtful smithers said it couldn't be done,
but boy did I prove him wrong.  It went as follows...

"EVERYONE, PLEASE QUIET DOWN!"
*everybody subsided to a murmer and then silence*
"I have a very important announcement to make:..."
"Fuck"

Yea, that's right.  Every last one of those 50+ people quieted
down at my command so I could make my announcement...

I love (stupid) people :)