"True *.dat"

"Fondle My Dongle"

"My god can beat up your god"

"At least you don't have an uncle dad"

"I DON'T WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND!"

"That's the coolest worthless thing I've seen all day!"

"What The Foster!?"

"Hey Ms. Fight...Wanna buy some weed?"

(Converting decimal to hex in CISCO class)
Josh: "How about E7?"
Andy: "You ASS!  You sunk my battleship!"

Ms. Counts: "And what do witches do?"
Andy(British): "She turned me into a newt!  I...I got better."

Treebeard: "We've decided you're not an orc."
MidgetSomethingOrOther: "WHAT!?  Of course I'm a 
                         bleedin hobbit do you want to see my pole?"

"You lying communist!  I'll staple you to a wall
and then beat you with a burlap sack of bowling balls I will!"

"I steam-ironed my cat yesterday- Anything to make the furry little
bastards funnier"